mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

sour-idealist:

angry-comics:

More Hamlet

 #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play

sour-idealist:

angry-comics:

More Hamlet

 #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play

tagged: #hamlet #omg

kaltlyn:

*hamlet voice* tbh or not tbh

daughterofnorthernlights:

Mythology Meme

1 Mythology: Finnish
"Our knowledge about Finnish mythology comes mainly from Kalevala (The Finnish National Epic), and some oral traditions. Kalevala is composed of a set of poems collected by Elias Lönnrot in the 19th century.
It contains something from Viking adventurers, stone age myths, Christian influences, and country folklore. Kalevala was basically oral before Lönnrot, so it is not an original work, even if the poems may seem original themselves.” X

daughterofnorthernlights:

Mythology Meme

Mythology: Finnish

"Our knowledge about Finnish mythology comes mainly from Kalevala (The Finnish National Epic), and some oral traditions. Kalevala is composed of a set of poems collected by Elias Lönnrot in the 19th century.

It contains something from Viking adventurers, stone age myths, Christian influences, and country folklore. Kalevala was basically oral before Lönnrot, so it is not an original work, even if the poems may seem original themselves.” X

tagged: #finland #inspiration #sis

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

schmergo:

There ain’t no party like a Capulet party, ‘cause a Capulet party introduces the plot

tagged: #shakespeare
silentnoisemaker:

BELL GIVEAWAY!!
I am literally spilling bells from my ass so my great idea is to just give them away
There’ll be 5 winners,

1st prize: 5,000,000 bells and 5 pink roses(or 6,000,000 bells and no roses)
2nd prize: 5,000,000 bells (and the 5 roses if the first prize winner doesn’t want them)
3rd prize: 3,000,000 bells
4th prize: 2,000,000 bells
5th prize: 1,000,000 bells

Rules:
Reblog and like as many times as you want
You don’t have to follow me but if you are I’ll throw in like another million bells
Yeah that’s it just go at ‘er
It’ll end May 30th sometime

silentnoisemaker:

BELL GIVEAWAY!!

I am literally spilling bells from my ass so my great idea is to just give them away

There’ll be 5 winners,

1st prize: 5,000,000 bells and 5 pink roses(or 6,000,000 bells and no roses)

2nd prize: 5,000,000 bells (and the 5 roses if the first prize winner doesn’t want them)

3rd prize: 3,000,000 bells

4th prize: 2,000,000 bells

5th prize: 1,000,000 bells

Rules:

  • Reblog and like as many times as you want
  • You don’t have to follow me but if you are I’ll throw in like another million bells

Yeah that’s it just go at ‘er

It’ll end May 30th sometime

ancorae:

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck coloring

ancorae:

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck coloring

awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

princecastra:

socks7890:

i just clicked my activity button and it took me to the dashboard

Abnormal activity