"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
"hey man can i borrow your phone"
"ｙｅｓ, ｍｏｒｔａｌ. ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｂｏｒｒｏｗ ｍｙ Ｂ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｐ Ｈ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ."
PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."
That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence
that was the sickest burn i have ever seen
do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
frendi löysi mirrin
never let me play a game where I can design/style my own character
I will forget about the legit goals of the game and will always strive to get all the shit I want for my character so I look the cutest