mymyamos:

he’s fine

mymyamos:

he’s fine


kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."


time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen


zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Leo

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Leo


jaclcfrost:

do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole


dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever


itsekeskeinen:

frendi löysi mirrin


donutcats:

never let me play a game where I can design/style my own character

I will forget about the legit goals of the game and will always strive to get all the shit I want for my character so I look the cutest 


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